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by Jimmy Guthrie, EIN staff writer

ic2.jpgEbay user kittylitter33 today received the most coveted honor in ebay history. After an apparently stellar transaction with fellow user devilnbluedrezz, kittylitter33 was given the rating of AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++. This "forty-A/forty-plus" is the best feedback ever given on the popular internet auction site.

The transaction centered around a VHS tape of the Andrew McCarthy film "Mannequin". Shortly after the auction ended, kittylitter33 sent an electronic payment for $4.06, including shipping, to devilnbluedrezz. It was then that devilnbluedrezz saw fit to bestow the "40/40" on the courteous buyer.

EIN contacted the seller for comment via e-mail. "I usually put something like GREAT BUYER!!!, or THANKS!!!WOULD DO BUSINESS AGAIN!!!," read the reply, "but this time I just kind of held down the A and then held down the + sign until it wouldn't let me do anymore."

A parade was thrown for kittylitter33 in her home town of upstate New York. "Just when I felt like I was a big fat nobody," cried the hero over the enormous PA system, "someone comes along and tells me I'm the best. Well, it feels pretty damn good!" Cheers erupted as revelers waved handmade signs with the letter A and the + sign on them. The local grocer even sold out of cat litter.

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