 I had one bizarre lunch today. I went to McDonald's (because I intend to
get as fat as possible and sue them), and I sat in my car while eating a
burger. Some guy came up to my window and asked for some food money,
so I gave him a dime.
Right then, my luck started to change. I looked across the street, and this
very, very white albino man was loping down the sidewalk. It made me happy. I had helped out my bro' with some food money, and this was my reward. It had been over a
year since I last laid my eyes on an albino man.
Then, as I'm driving back to my office, I spot this odd-looking fella on the
corner. Sure enough- he's an albino too! Only this one has the face of an
afro-American. Those are some rare birds, and believe me, I took a good
long look at him. You never forget things like that.
With my luck, I'll probably run into some midgets after work. And
all because I helped my fellow man.
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